Hail to the Geese

Geese. Love em' or hate em', but they are still fun to watch. Every year we get a pair of nesting Canada Geese (and no, it is NOT Canadian Geese, it is Canada Geese), on our pond island that pretty much rule the place. They don't let you walk up to the building in the morning without honking their disapproval of your human presence in their general avian vicinity. And once the goslings hatch and start moving about- watch out! They spend their early mornings up near our door, leaving copious amounts of...doo? poo? What is a polite word for Goose poop? Copious amounts of Goose droppings on our front walk. Last year it was two adults and 5 goslings leaving their processed grass pellets behind. You'd think they'd be more friendly and grateful that we provide a nice 3-acre pond and unlimited grass for their Goose family goings on... Maybe, like cats that leave dead mice on their owners front porches, we get Goose dung as a thank-you?